Personality Test

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Thanks to the overwhelming popularity of mine 'are you a com nerd quiz' , I decided to create a personality test that appeals to a wide range of personalities.

Instructions: On a piece of paper, please enter the letter that is closest to your answer for each question.

Question 1:What is your greatest ambition?
a)what's an ambition?
b)Going to Harvard and getting straight As there.
c)Helping others whenever and wherever you can
d)i)Stealing the football from the nerd in the white house
ii) Stealing the Football from the nerd in the White House.
e)Winning the international DoTA tournaments
f)Staying home and watching TV

Question 2:you saw your classmate being hit by some hoodlums. What do you do?
a)Nothing
b)Who, me ? I didn't see anything.
c)call the police. Then enter the melee and try to help your friend. It's the right thing to do.
d)Join in and take your share of the loot.
e)'Borrow' his com games. Blame the hoodlums the next day if he's still looking for the game
f)Stay home and watch TV

Question 3: What do your friends call you?
a) i had friends? Nobody ever told me!
b)nerd
c)Mr/Ms. Manners
d)So far, no one's stupid enough to call me anything
e)Gamelord
f)Cool!I Love Friends.It's a great show!

Question 4: If someone would give you a million dollars, what do you do?
a)What's a dollar?
b)Put it on savings for your college
c)Donate it. It's the right thing to do.
d)Buy some grenades and a couple of AK-47s(one for my home, one for my school, one in the car, and a few spares.)
e)Invest it in the best gaming system ever!
f)Just watch TV and tell your little sister to take care of boring stuff like that

Question 5: You're falling in love with your friends' girlfriend. What do you do?
a)Nothing
b)Tell the two of them to join you at a table and diplomatically re-evaluate each of your wants and needs
c)Ignore your emotions. It's the right thing to do.
d)Kill him and take advantage of her while she's upset
e)Cool, this happens to mine character in one of mine Sims games
f)Stay home and watch TV

Question 6:Your classmate hosted a party while his/her parents are out-of-town. A few days later, his/her parents called you and asked what happened. What do you do?
a)You never get invited to par-you forgot what it's caled
b)You are too busy studying to go to these parties
c)Shoulder all the blame. It's the right thing to do.
d)Blame everything on him. Confess all the crimes he did and did not do.
e)Give an anonymous suggestion that his parents ban him from using the laptop for a month or two. Heck, there's no point in not taking advantage of the situation.
f)Turn off the phone, stay home and watch TV

Question 7: Which of the following clubs/associations are you likely to attend?
a)Association of Short Term Memory Losers
b)Smartkids.com
c)Boy Scouts
d)The American Society of Sadists
e)The Gamer's Alliance
f)Cable On Demand

Question 8: What is your favorite movie/program and why?
a)The thing that pops up when you don't move your mouse or hit any keys on your com. It's an epic mini series.
b)The Discovery Channel
c)LOTR(It's cool to have good triumph over evil)
d)Saving Private Ryan. Go Nazis!!
e)Star Wars. 'cause I like their games
f)Whatever's on TV that needs minimal flipping of the remote control

Question 9:You see an attempted murder victim in the last throes of dying.What do you do?
a)What's murder?
b)Cool, just the human dissection corpse we did for my bio class!My teacher would be soooo pleased
c)Call the police and try to comfort him in the meantime
d)Finish the job
e)Call the police and borrow whatever com games he have.He won't need them anymore
f)Stay home and watch TV

Question 10: Lightning has struck the TV broadcasting tower.What do you do?
a)It's a sign of god's displeasure!Run for your life!
b)Ask someone to pay you to fix it.
c)Find a nerd to fix it.It's the right thing to do.
d)Take this time to do some mischief.
e)Play com. It doesn't affect you at all.
f)Stay home, turn on your com, and watch You-tube


Mostly A's:You are an idiot
Mostly B's:You are a nerd, and a serious case at that
Mostly C's:You are nice guy. Admitting this problem is the first step to its solution
Mostly D's:You are a somewhere between a playground bully and a full-blown sadist.
Mostly E's:You are a gamer
Mostly F's:You are a couch potatoe

World geography

Let's begin the test!Mwahahaha-Somebody in Dilbert's You tube movies

I always had an impression that Amelicans are ignorant of world affairs. Even so, we had a test for my entry to ERHS (Extremely Rigorous Hard Stuff) test. I aced the test. Here are the questions and answers.

Q:What is the capital of Korea?
A:Mitsubishi

Q:What does A.D. stand for?
A:African delinquents

Q:Give one main reason behind Egypt's fall.
A:They displeased their god, Zeus, by building pyramids instead of spheres. He sent a tidal wave to crush their entire city.

Q:What is China's currency pegged to?
A:The Belgian stamp collector's club

Q:What is the second most populated continent in the world?
A:Antarctica

Q:Name acts against humanity that the Soviet Union has been charged by the U.N.
A:The banning of chewing gum

Q: What is Nazi short for?
A:New Zealand

Q:What's the difference between Africa and Europe?
Africa's a country whereas Europe is a planet.


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SATs

I tried my hand at the SAT s. I got 915(SAT s are based on 1600). According to the manual, it is good enough to get into a really good university with certain minor application details(includes, among others, community service for 30 hours per week, being the high school prom king/queen, a GPA average of 4.8/5.0, star at professional football, being the child of the president of the US and making bribes worth over 4 million).

So anyway, I couldn't fill out all of the requirements(wonder why) so I had to try again. Anyway, two months later, my new grades had good news and bad news. Good news and bad news. Good news:I got 1400 points this time. Bad news: It's upon 2400. So anyway, I bought a book called "SAT s for dummies." The dude said something on the lines of follow your instincts of "consistency is everything."

So anyway, I tried again and I couldn't get the first Question. So I skipped it. And of course, I followed that dude's advice.



And he made me get a the lowest possible score. D@#$

Quiz: Are you a com nerd?

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Take this quiz:

1. Do you like this blog?
a)What's a blog?
b)no
c)yes
d)You still use html blogs?jerk

2.What do you do when you see a website you don't like?
a)SCREAM and shut down the computer!
b)Press the 'x' thingy
c)Tell the website-writer/programmer that his site sucks
d) Hack the server and delete the site

3.If you get a e-mail that tells you that you won a million dollars, what do you do?
a)What's a e-mail?
b)Buy a BMW and a mansion or something
c)Put the mail in the 'spam' folder
d)Take it as permission to 'borrow' the cash from the bank account of whoever sent the
message

4. What's your computer specifications?

a) black and rectangular-ish
b)Windows XP, supports some games
c)(specifics)
d)Why should I trust my most private information with you?

5.If you were informed that a airplane crashed into one of America's largest buildings and killed 3,000 people, what would be your first reaction?

a)SCREAM!!
b)Kinda sad, but kinda glad no one near me died, y'know?
c)big deal
d)WHAT??? INTERNET CONNECTION SLOWED DOWN BY TWO% BECAUSE A STUPID
EXPLOSION DESTROYED ONE OF THE SERVERS???!!

6.At parties, people
a)love me
b)average, I guess
c)Shove a skunk down me
d)People??!!What's people?

7.Moss grows on...

a)On my garden
b)On my bathtub
c)on my teeth
d)Moss?Is that a new invention?

8.What's wrong with the following sentence?
Bill Gates earned his 52.0 bilion by being a complete arsehole


a) Who's Bill?
b)you misspelled billion
c)You are off. He earned 53.0 billion
d)Don't @^%& insult my idol!!!


Markings:
0 points for each (a) answer.
1 point for each (b) answer
2 points for each 'c' answer
4 points for each (d) answer

0-5:You don't know anything about coms. Good luck getting a job in microsoft!

6-10:Know what's a com, albeit barely

11-19:You are a genuinue nerd

20-27:You use the com way too much. Although they may be a chore, eating and sleeping(in moderation) is scientifically proven to be healthy.

28-30:You cheated

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