Note:If you don't get the references, check out this site: http://www.fightingfantasy.com/
More specicially, this example may help: http://www.fightingfantasygamebooks.com/ff20.htm
Holiness Multibattle: In a dangerous, deadly, near Apocolyaptic world of war, starvation, AIDS, and American Idol reruns, many, many, oh-so-many people are misled and bound for eternal death of fire and brimstone, where only one select group knows the truth, and only one person-YOU can lead them to the land of eternal salvation.
Will you be a:
Crusadian- With holy sword and a bible, Crusade against all the pagan enemies!!! Destroy all impropereity! Show them the merciful vengeance of Jehovah! And a few gas chambers wouldn't hurt too.
Must-Lame-Fight enemies of Alaaa! Destoy all those who dares to utter his name in vain! Elliminate all those who abuse themselves and others without wearing veils! Fight against infidels, airplane pilots and butchers!
Jewelism- Jewels are great, but gold is better. Amass the fortunes needed to buy back the holy land! Be stingy and miserly! Be your own(and everybody else's) banks! After all we wouldn't have Jewels without money, now would we?
Buddhist- Help universal salvation, solve the economic crisis, cure global warming by siting on a floor and watching a lotus! (you can't deny the creativity of it...)
Atheist- You aren't superstiotious and don't care about stuff like that. You are a very peaceful, nice, freedom loving guy. So tear the hell out of those idiots! Force them with propanganda and blade and guns(and flying spaghetti monsters) to desist their foolish ways! There is no god! So fight them to prove your holy righteousness: Bash their heads in with THE TRUTH of the inexistence of gods!!
This gamebook is exceedingly complicated, and require many skills, the most important of which are faith points(or Unfaith points, if you're an Atheist).
High numbers of Faith(or Unfaith) points make you confident, strong, healthy and ever-rejectal of the Enemy; he who brings pain and sorrow and nuclear bombs and waterboarding and terrorist strikes and gay marriage and Hannah Mountana and all the other precepts of other religions.
Low Faith(or Unfaith) make you suspicious, sick, unhappy and unhealthy, ever-thinking of questions like: (Is evolution real? Who created the flying sphagetti monster anyway? And why do people even watch American Idol anyway?)
When you reach zero, you become what is technically called an Un-believer(or even more technically called a traitorous piece of sh!t) unless you have an Atheist Anonymous calling card, which is not in this book .
Part Book, Part Redemption, Holiness Multibattle is a licensed part of the Righteous Religion Gamebooks in which YOU are the savior!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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