Lack of Laptop Syndrome

Note:Check out the dilbert comics.They're real funny.





You might have been wondering why I hadn't posted in the last weeks. That's because I had been banned access to the computer(I'm only typing in secret now).Currently, I'm often jittery, easily startled, types in thin air, shivery, loses focus easily, jumps whenever I hear a click, and seems drawn by instinct to radiation.



In other words, I'm suffering a severe case of Lack Of Laptop(LOL) syndrome. It's a pretty tramatizing experience. Whenever I have to talk to a friend, I have to manually dial numbers and use a phone. If I need to tell the time, I need to look at a watch. If I want to watch a movie, I have to dig all over the house for a remote control. If I want to do complicated math(Like, I had two eyes, one 'friend' threatens to punch my right eye, another threatens to give me a left black eye, a third threatens to give me two black eyes), I have to use pen and paper. If I have to find out the weather, I have to look out the window. If I have to cheat on next day's test, I, well...........nevermind.

My only hope is that the LOL disease isn't fatal. I would have reasearched it, but the catch is that I can't use the com. HELP!!!