Quiz: Are you a com nerd?

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Take this quiz:

1. Do you like this blog?
a)What's a blog?
b)no
c)yes
d)You still use html blogs?jerk

2.What do you do when you see a website you don't like?
a)SCREAM and shut down the computer!
b)Press the 'x' thingy
c)Tell the website-writer/programmer that his site sucks
d) Hack the server and delete the site

3.If you get a e-mail that tells you that you won a million dollars, what do you do?
a)What's a e-mail?
b)Buy a BMW and a mansion or something
c)Put the mail in the 'spam' folder
d)Take it as permission to 'borrow' the cash from the bank account of whoever sent the
message

4. What's your computer specifications?

a) black and rectangular-ish
b)Windows XP, supports some games
c)(specifics)
d)Why should I trust my most private information with you?

5.If you were informed that a airplane crashed into one of America's largest buildings and killed 3,000 people, what would be your first reaction?

a)SCREAM!!
b)Kinda sad, but kinda glad no one near me died, y'know?
c)big deal
d)WHAT??? INTERNET CONNECTION SLOWED DOWN BY TWO% BECAUSE A STUPID
EXPLOSION DESTROYED ONE OF THE SERVERS???!!

6.At parties, people
a)love me
b)average, I guess
c)Shove a skunk down me
d)People??!!What's people?

7.Moss grows on...

a)On my garden
b)On my bathtub
c)on my teeth
d)Moss?Is that a new invention?

8.What's wrong with the following sentence?
Bill Gates earned his 52.0 bilion by being a complete arsehole


a) Who's Bill?
b)you misspelled billion
c)You are off. He earned 53.0 billion
d)Don't @^%& insult my idol!!!


Markings:
0 points for each (a) answer.
1 point for each (b) answer
2 points for each 'c' answer
4 points for each (d) answer

0-5:You don't know anything about coms. Good luck getting a job in microsoft!

6-10:Know what's a com, albeit barely

11-19:You are a genuinue nerd

20-27:You use the com way too much. Although they may be a chore, eating and sleeping(in moderation) is scientifically proven to be healthy.

28-30:You cheated

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