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My friend(Andy's) computer seems to mal-function all the time. So he asked for help from the God of Chuananity. I told him he needed to pay tribute first. He said he'll let me live if I don't $%^& check out his com. I decided that would serve as suitable tribute.
I checked his com. It seems a little weird. First time I ever seen someone using blueteeth to contact phones. Or Window Media Player. He told me they are all pre-installed. For fun, I decided to check out the games he had. They included Sis Meir's CivIV and Counterstruck as well as The Younger Scrolls III-Marrowind and Varcraft III-Freezing Throne. The names sound vaguely recognizable.Wonder why.
Anyway, I checked his com's specifications. Again, alien but somewhat recognizable names. I went to his "ran" window to run the virus checker.Didn't work. I tried to use his "Window Task Executive" to delete contaminated files but that didn't work either.
So what would any holy man do when faced with a problem beyond his scientific expertise? Mutter random words and sprinkle holy water, of course. So that's what I did. I told Andy that the God of Chuananity would bless him on September 31st.
Not my proudest moment
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