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Qoute-“It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.”Albert Einstein
So without further ado, allow me to introduce the commandments of Chuananity
1.I am the Lord thy god of Chuananity, thy holy religion of the internet, through which the highest organisms are connected and revel in near infinite power
2. Thou shalt have no other god before me
3. This is the holiest words, thy words writ in Pentium. Thou shalt have no other website before this
4. On the days of choice, thy may wish to work. But between Monday and Sunday, each day holy in their own right, thou needth not work and may prefer religious activities
5. It is the impartial and absolute part of a pact with god, that thou shalt not physically harm others in any way whatsoever. Hacking and cracking in terms are considered to be acceptable practices.
6. All humans are equal, but the worshipers of Chuananity are more equal than others.
7. One of the highest crimes is to injure or otherwise maul the God of Chuananity and his prophets. Hacking the Holy Blog is the ultimate sin, and punishable with infinite spam upon seven generations by the God
8. Thou shalt not harm nor betray thy online friends
9. Thou shalt not waste time of pleasure for the sake of religious practices not deemed worthy on this blog
10. The words of God are Just and True, and upholding them are secondary only if the said upholding has direct impact with human or computer lives.
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i think you could be on to a winner there. seriously.
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