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SOMEWHERE, MIDDLE EAST-In a completely unsurprisingly violent event today, an unknown person whom some claims to be a terrorist, has launched an attack that killed at least one person and injured many more. This sparks fears that ethnic conflict is common among the Middle East. Apparently, at least one rich oil investor decided to switch his stocks to something "less volatile."
More locally, Mr. Mohammad(possibly his real name), an Arabic man who may or may not be in some way the victims or the attacker or both says(in an accent), "This is a scary attack. This may will spark off genocidal strikes against my portion of Islam. I'm afraid to let my girls attend parties after nine or reveal their faces in public anymore."When asked whether he had already forbidden those things, Mr.Mohammad refused to comment.
Both Osama Bin Ladin and George W. Bush declined to comment on this when they heard a personal meeting with the reporter(at their own expense and risk) would have to be arranged
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