Sunday, October 28, 2007

EZ news-Pope Speaks Out Against Violence

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VATICAN CITY-In a completely unsurprising event in recent times, the Pope, Benedict XIV, speaks out against violence. He used hard-to-understand metaphors and quoted frequently from the Bible. He also said that 'all men are brothers', a slight which feminist activists are reportedly angry at. In any case, the Pope brings a clear message to the enemies of violence and Christianity-that God would not stand by will people kill each other.


Leonardo

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