Quotes from famous people and my ex-classmate re-interpretion

veni,vidi,vici(I came, I saw I conquered)-Julius Caesar
Sulen Tanick-I came,I ate, I swelled

Meditation brings wisdom. Lack of meditation leaves ignorance. Know well what would lead you forward and what would hold you back-The Buddha
Crayon You-Money brings nachos, lack of money would leave hunger. Know well what would lead you foward, and what would hold you back.

Success is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration-Albert Einstein
Quiswart-Success is 1% instructing and 99% pestering


I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers-Gandhi
I believe in equality for everyone, except those other than myself- Sour Avenue

Ask not what the nation could do for you, ask what you could do for the nation-John F. Kennedy
Kwong Jenson-Ask not what the nation could do for you,ask what You could steal from the nation.

He who does not read has no advantages over he who cannot read-Mark Twain
He who does not insult has no advantages over he who cannot insult- Hilbert

Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. -anonymous
F***D*-Whom the potato would destroy,he first spits mad.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.-Galileo Galilee
Yuanmashita Suzuki-I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with knives, guns and nukes has intended us to forgo their use.

This is one small step for a man,a big leap for mankind-Neil Armstrong
Ms.Yurtoapher-This is one small mathematical problem for a class,a big leap in toture for teacherkind.