Spore Jokes

China, Britain, America and Singapore were having a discussion on which intelligence agency was better.

In the end, the UN minister had a solution:Put four rabbits into four different forests, and have the Intelligence Agencies each try to find the rabbit in three months

The vastly under budgeted Mi6 could only afford a single slacking official and a small budget, so the only thing they had to show after all the time is a fatter official and some empty donut boxes. The CIA, on the other hand, were far more superior in both numbers and cash flow. They had Agents posing as trees around the entire forests, hundreds of CCTV cameras, and planted multiple rat and rock informers. After over 70 days(and $15000000 in taxpayer money), they wrote a 300 page report concluding that the rabbit does not exist.

The Chinese Spymasters, after 80 days of stake-out, decided that the rabbit must be found in the "hard way". So they set fire to the entire forest. Even though they didn't find the fleeing rabbit, the CSM decided that the rabbit 'was probably a capitalist' and deserved what he got. They offered no apology for their actions. Instead, the CCP(Chinese Communist Party) rewarded them for quick thinking and putting an end to the "Western rabbit"

The SSS(Singapore Secret Service) was confident that they could find the rabbit. Indeed, after only 4 days, the international community witnessed a bear(suffering from multiple cane wounds), shouting, "I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Joke 2:
A bunch of dogs were bragging about which country was the best

The American boxer dog was saying(in a Southern accent): Y'all can just, like, bark 'n' bark 'n' bark, and,like, some nice, guy, y' know would, like give you meat, y' know?

No the Zimbabwean shepherd was real confused, and he asked: "'hat ez meatt." All the dogs from industrialized nations were pretty smug and laughed. The Singapore dog, however, was even more confused. He asked: "What' loh-aye! What is bark, lah?"