Worst jobs out there

Note that this accompanies the previous posts by listing some of the worst jobs out there.


5)Assistant to the Bosses' Son
Description:Not the easiest job in the world
Exceptions to the Rule:You really want to change companies

4)Job: Skunk Roadkill Removal Team
Description: Doesn't exactly smell like roses.

Exceptions to the Rule: a)You have no sense of smell b)You need an explanation for your body odor c)You REALLY need a job

3)Job: Assasins Target Practice
Description: Not exactly the safest job in the world. Quite the opposite in effect. It really is a little dangerous. And you better hope the guy who practice on you is a new guy AND he didn't play too much counter-strike. Good luck!

Exceptions to the Rule:You are real fast. Or real lucky. Or you wanna die. Or all three.


2)Job:Nuclear Weapons Sensitivity Detector.
Description: Really, really, bad. Trust me. You'll either die or have a possibility of genetic mutation(or leave your decedents with eleven toes)

Signs that your boss is trying to trick you into this job:"We need you to help us do a field test on one of our industrial products. Don't worry, the inspectors had a glowing report"

Exceptions to the Rule: a)You are insane b)You really hate your wife. c)Your life is so desperate that you'll risk almost certain death with a chance of being a superhero d)You are already about to die and wants to save a few watts for the funeral. e)You love practical jokes and you hate the undertaker

1)Andy's Operator
Description: Low pay, low possibility of promotion, high chances of dying or getting fired or both(often simultaneously), what more do you want?

Exceptions: Easy, Virtually Guaranteed, painfully humiliating death-seekers.