How well do you know me?

Okay, this post might seem just a little(okay, maybe more than a little) selfish/narcissistic but I'm wondering how well you, like, know me. To answer this complicated, philosophical, question, just answer some Q's on the following quiz.(write the answers on a Notepad/Typepad and refer to tehm on the next post.)

1. Which of the following do I love the most?
a)My house
b)My com
c)Sports
b)books
e)none of the above

2. What would be the square root of negative pi?
a)dunno
b)dunno
c)dunno
d)dunno
e)none of the above

3. In a situation where I'm stuck in an locked room with Hitler, Stalin, King Kong and Yuanmashita and a gun with two explosive bullets, what do I do?
a)shoot Hitler and Stalin
b)Shoot Stalin and Yuanmashita
c)Pauses to reflect...and BOOM!
d)Shoot the chandelier with one bullet, the lock with the other, and RUN!
e)none of the above

4) Which one of the following is my favorite games?
a)Warcraft and World of Warcraft
b)Counterstrike and Delta Fighter
c)Heli Attack and Minesweeper
d)Pardus and Civ IV
e)none of the above

5) If there's a guy with a "Kick me" sign on his back, what do I do?
a)Politely inform him of the information
b)Kick him once, then stop
c)Add a "Punch me" sign as well.
d)Kick him. And keep kicking. Even when he removes it.
e)none of the above

6) Which of the following is my favorite singer?
a)Weird Al
b)50 Cents
c)Hubert
d)Britney Spears
e)none of the above

7) Which of the following is the reason I gave for society's lack of funny nerds?
a)The two personalities don't match, like an amoeba that's allergic to water.
b)The unfortunate tendency for our kind to die unnatural deaths
c)The inability to find a mate.
d)all of the above
e)none of the above

8) Why did I create such a boring test?
a)Because I am a @#%$ing idiot.
b)Because I feel like it, that's why.
c)No idea.
d)No idea, but it's a perfectly good reason.
e)none of the above

Answers and explanations are given on the next post.