Best jobs out there

Like, I was talking about my future career with my guidance counselor. Actually, he was talking and I was trying to stay awake. Which might not be exactly the same thing, but hey. Anyway, I went home and thought about it, and I came up with the five best jobs I could think of(Listed in no particular order).

1. Bill Gate's Hedge Fund Manager.
Explanation: The commission is just brilliant. Even if it's only .1%, that's still a couple thousand a day. And don't let me get started on the benefits...
Suitable Personalities:Math geeks. Or at least non-flunkers. Accidentally forget to add a few 0s and you are in real trouble

2.Professional Executioner.
The wages are real high, and unlike other high-paying jobs like doctors or lawyers, there's no real responsibility. I mean, the dude's gonna die anyway, so why bother? You don't need any job training either. How hard is it to push the button?
Suitable Personalities: Just about anyone. A lot of people need to see their personal psychiatrist after a job, but psychiatrists aren't that expensive after all. Bonuses if you are Yuanmashita(saves psychiatrist fees AND could actually celebrate after each job)

3.Computer game tester
You get paid to play games months before your friends. Need I say more?
Suitable Personalities:People who know how to turn on a computer.

4. Lifeguard for swimsuit models.
Besides the obvious visual benefits, you can earn some spare cash by bringing your cell phone camera alone(Opps. Shouldn't have said that). Anyway, unlike other jobs, you actually want real work for this job. Hey, how cool is it to give a mouth-to-mouth?
Suitable Personalities: You gotta have some muscles so people can actually believe you are a lifeguard(but don't rule out hot air balloons on interview day).

5. Operator at automated refilling stations.
Not much pay, but no work at all!
Suitable Personalities:Anyone who don't mind a minor stench. Or the occasional fireball.