SAT-Part 2-The infernal daymare, aka, peer pressure

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 Anyway, I got off the car and entered the mysterious maze of a testing center-my school. I looked at everybody else in the waiting hall. Nobody else seemed to be doing anything or know where we were supposed to be going. Except one person (in a green T-shirt). He seemed to be moving purposefully in a North-north-west direction(Yes, my calculator had a compass program. As the chief engineer of the Titanic's friend* once said, you could never be too over-prepared**.) Anyway, I followed him, hoping that he knew where we were supposed to be going. Then, I noticed a few more people. And then a few more. By the time we were halfway down the hall, there was at least a hundred students. By the time we were almost there(wherever there is), approx. half of the total number of examinees were following us. Then we hit a dead end. 

 With so many people, it took quite a while for everybody to notice that. Then, there was silence. Absolute silence. The seven seconds of silence*** were finally broken by somebody in the back shouting: "Why are we here??" Always glad to enlighten, I replied: "Some believe that our ancestors were created by God in his image and to serve his will, others believe that we were reincarnated from previous lives depending on karma, a few even believe that it's all a random fluctuation of probability particles; personally, I'm more of the Chuananity sect, which holds that all of us are currently undergoing the most complicated virtual reality experience in the software of t-"

 Somebody rudely interrupted my sermon by saying: "Dude, not why we are here in general, the question is why are we here in this dead end with a mild smell of old cabbage" Oh, I thought. Everybody begin to jabber.

"Well, I was going here because everybody else seemed to be moving, and"

"Lots of people were going in this direction"

"I thought, hey, follow the majority and you can't go wrong"

"I saw my friend walking there with them, and I thought hey, why not"

"I followed those five people, and then it seemed like there was a lot of other people as well, so I knew this was the right direction-

And so on and so forth. After a very long time, the evidence narrowed down to me. I pointed to the guy in the green T-shirt and explained. We all looked at him, hoping that there was a logical explanation. He explained that he was going to the bathroom, but then noticed that everybody else was going in this direction and decided that something important is going on. 

Finally, it all became clear. 

It dawned to all of us that we were here by the will of God.

* a friend of the engineer, not the engineer of the friend. Sorry for the ambiguity. 

**Unfortunately, he was met with ridicule. 

***Hey!It's an alliteration!