Ask The Nerd-Part 1

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Okay, here's the first part of "Ask The Nerd". These are real questions people asked me, although not necessarily in that order or actually under the "Ask The Nerd" Program.

Q:I'm kinda down on my luck right now. My friend's seem to be very lucky but completely unsympathetic.Care to help me?

Really Unlucky Guy in Vegas

A: Dear Ms. Unlucky,
Since you are in Vegas, a casino's only a few feet away. Persuade one of your friends that he is real lucky and to gamble and share a portion of their winnings with you. Once he gets addicted and lose everything he owns, you'll be pleased in knowing that you aren't the unluckiest guy you know.

Sincerely yours,
Leonardo

Q:I want to be a writer when I grow up but my dad wants me to be a lawyer like him. Help!
Wanna-Be Writer in Texas

A:Dear Mr. Wanna-Be,
Study your dad intensely. Analyze his every move to your best. A lawyer who wants to force other into his profession would be a great character for your first book.

Sincerely Yours,
Leonardo

Q:I wish I know what's the meaning of life.
Philosopher chatting in a forum

A:Dear Mrs.Chatting,
Find out how to use a dictionary
Sincerely Yours,
Leonardo

Q:People make fun of my name all the time. WHat should I do?
Andrew Dorkweed

A:Dear Madam Android,
Tell them that your name comes from having 17 generations of dorky ancestors. Trust me, no one will make fun of your name again.
Sincerely,
Leonardo

Q:What's the best way to refuse to answer stupid questions?
Really Annoyed Dude in Tuscumbia

A:Dear Sir Annoyed,
I'll tell you later.
Sincerely Yours,
Leonardo